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Splurt! III is a further article splurge on pop culture for those who want to see it go through the roof; land on the moon, and exit the solar system. Spurt! III examines the legitimacy of Doctor Who´s calls for assistants in the absence of full frontal nudity. Does Buffy The Vampire Slayer represent Sarah Michelle Gellar´s stake in women? Is SMG a legitimate LGBT offshoot? Splurt! III looks up Paris´ skirt as she´s getting out of a car with Britney, while listening to ´Stars Are Blind´, and wonders how it is that the knickers on the back seat are still visible. It´s all gone a bit too far, and it´s going to go a lot further still.

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Bright, Robin
Robin Bright is a Lifetime Member of the Full Gospel Businessmen´sFellowship International (FGBMFI), Saratosa, Florida, United States ofAmerica. God´s love is everywhere!

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